Archive for the 'Stupidity' Category

UFC 75: Bisping vs. Hamill was bullshit


I’d been looking forward to the Michael Bisping vs. Matt Hamill match up since day one of The Ultimate Fighter Season 3. I actually couldn’t believe UFC 75 was going to be broadcast for free on SpikeTV. Hell, the Bisping-Hamill fight wasn’t even the top card. So I was stoked to watch three [...]

Lesbian bathroom sex in front of children is bad, mmmkay.


I’m not sure why two women in Florida thought the changing room was a good place to start munching carpet, but I’m betting they wished they chose a Port-O-Potty instead. In case the story hasn’t popped up in your feed reader, here’s a quick quote from the article:
“Two women in Seminole County, Fla., are [...]

Police Officer and Marijuana Brownies


I’m… in… total… awe. Seriously? A cop uses weed he confiscated from someone to bake brownies and get high with his wife at home? And he gets so paranoid that he calls 911 and says that he thinks “we’re dead”? I can’t possibly point out how funny this is on so many levels. […]

Quote of the Day - Parfaits Are Always Frustrating


I’ll have to thank a couple of my coworkers for this beauty. That is, whenever I’m stupid enough to let my coworkers know about this little productivity-waster I call a blog. Here’s the set up:
Coworker one walks into the office first thing this morning with a yogurt parfait from McDonald’s. I’m sure it [...]

MySpace Gal Steals a Blog Post


I’m not usually one to make a fuss. OK, actually I am. And I couldn’t help myself when I came across this MySpace blog post. It’s a blatant cut-and-paste job of a brilliant write up on hangover cures I wrote exactly a year ago. As you can see from the screen [...]

Skull Tattoo on Da Face


Let’s say you’re one of those people that’s full of angst about life. Everything is hard. Life is misery, and there’s just no end to it. What do you do? Well, you could join a cooking class for one. Or you could go ahead and get an anatomically correct tattoo [...]

14 year old crashes dad’s brand new Mustang


This is probably one of the funniest videos that I’ve seen on Youtube in a while, so I just had to share it. Take a look for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZT5mQLy5C4 I thought you’d appreciate it as much as me…

Quote of the Day - Weird Definition of ‘Virgin’


I found this in my feed reader today from ‘Overheard in the Office‘ and I just couldn’t pass up writing about it.
Intern: I’ve never had butt sex. I’m saving it for marriage. Since I’m not a virgin anymore, I have to save something for my husband.
Friend: You’re so dumb. You should have done what I [...]

Buying Sudafed


I guess it’s just been a while since I actually bought the ‘real deal’ Sudafed, but I was pretty damn surprised with the process I had to go through just to buy a 24 pill pack of ‘Sudafed Maximum Strength’. See, I had already tried the Sudafed PE, which is crap. That shite [...]

Booty Implants?


I guess I had heard that getting butt implants was actually possible. I just never thought I would see anyone who had gotten some. Is this woman for real?