Archive for the 'Video' Category

Peyton Manning and the United Way

August 22nd, 2007 by mojotek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZpPf-q2_es

I can't believe I missed this entire SNL episode when Peyton Manning hosted. Oh well, at least there's Youtube. Some of my favorite quotes:
"Everybody bring it back in. Except for you, I can't even look at you."
"Go sit in the port-a-potty for 20 minutes!"
"Cops! Cops! Every man for himself!"
"I would kill a snitch. Now, I'm [...]

Posted in Video 12 Comments »

Sir, would you please not pee in the pool?

August 16th, 2007 by mojotek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inA-36YRV0Y

In the name of all that is holy, why would you want to be jostling around in any liquid with this many people in it? Seriously? If I had to swim around in urine, I’d rather that urine be my own thanks.
I know this would only happen in Japan, but don’t they have [...]

Posted in Newsworthy, Video 10 Comments »

Mike Rowe used to hock crap on QVC

August 8th, 2007 by mojotek

I love watching Dirty Jobs. The reasons are two-fold. First, I love finding out how much crap I DON’T have to put up with in my job. Second, Mike Rowe is a smartass, and that makes the show funny. Little did I know he was honing his skills on QVC way [...]

Posted in Humor, Video 2 Comments »

O RLY Baby has a video

July 25th, 2007 by mojotek

I found out where the picture for the “O RLY Baby” from. Turns out it’s from one of those cheesy clip segments they put together on America’s Funniest Videos. The rest of the clips are kind of corny. Except maybe for the one of the baby crawling around with a pretzel between [...]

Posted in Humor, Video No Comments »

Theremin version of Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy”

July 2nd, 2007 by mojotek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW0B1sipLBI I wish I had me a Theremin. Well, that and some musical talent. When I first saw the video I was hoping it would be Dangermouse playing the theremin, but I was to be disappointed. Although the dude playing it was pretty talented. If you're wanting to know what a theremin is, here's [...]
Posted in Music, Video 10 Comments »

Jesse Lange makes O’Reilly take it again

June 22nd, 2007 by mojotek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6cT-JSfdzM I hate Bill O'Reilly. So does Ludacris. Which means I relish every video I see like this. My favorite part is when 16 year old Jesse Lange actually gets O’Reilly to say, “But you took my quote out of context.” Bill will never quite get the irony of that phrase uttered from [...]
Posted in Newsworthy, Politics, Video 5 Comments »

Police Officer and Marijuana Brownies

May 20th, 2007 by mojotek

I’m… in… total… awe. Seriously? A cop uses weed he confiscated from someone to bake brownies and get high with his wife at home? And he gets so paranoid that he calls 911 and says that he thinks “we’re dead”? I can’t possibly point out how funny this is on so many levels. […]
Posted in Newsworthy, Stupidity, Video 7 Comments »

JK-47 scratching on his new QFO

May 16th, 2007 by mojotek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz9dZq634IM

You may remember the last time I wrote about JK-47, but I’m back with a little video action. JK just got his new QFO, and this is the first time he took it over to a friend’s house and got crazy with it. What’s a QFO? Well, as I understand it, it’s [...]

Posted in Music, Video 4 Comments »

SNL: If You Don’t Have the Money, Don’t Buy It

April 18th, 2007 by mojotek

I don’t know about you, but this video really struck a cord for me. At first it was a difficult concept to grasp. But then I realized that if you don’t have the money to buy something, hoping you’ll have the money later doesn’t mean you will. Take my college education for example. […]
Posted in Commentary, Society, Video 21 Comments »

Completely Uncalled For - Barats and Bereta

March 21st, 2007 by mojotek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8 Yes, I'm posting another piece of internet voodoo that I myself did not create. But I'm pretty sure if you're reading this, you won't care that I didn't make it. You'll just be glad you thought it was as funny as I did. Be sure to check out how hard he really slaps him. [...]
Posted in Humor, Video 1 Comment »
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