Booty for Miles
Well, my girlfriend’s probably gonna kill me for writing about this, but I couldn’t pass it up after I saw RockyJay’s post. It’s about Keyra Augustina’s luscious rump. I first saw this Argentinian shake her thang on this video [kinda NSFW]. The first time I saw it, I was totally mesmerized, slack jaw, drooling on the keyboard. I had no idea there was an ass out there that could move like that. And it looks like most of the pictures I’ve seen of her are self-made. Meaning they’re mostly webcam pics.
Not bad at all for do-it-yourself exhibitionism. Yet, it makes me wonder what it takes to get an ass like that. All round and shiny… and soft… and creamy… and hypnotic…………. Oh, excuse me… I, uh, thought I had a phone call. But seriously, why do I, and most men, get so mesmerized by booties? I mean, technically, if you peel those cheeks apart, the first thing you’re gonna be lookin’ at is her brown-eye winking at you. Just watching it twirl around the 320 pixel x 200 pixel window really does put me in a bit of an hypnotic state.
It seems like it’s not really a maternal issue, which our obsession with boobs seems to be. Maybe it really is more animal like. My girlfriend told me that when female 
mammals back up to males ass-first, it’s called “presenting“. Seems this “presenting” thing is quite the show in the animal kingdom. So it’s possible that our fascination with watching girls’ asses is a throwback to our more primitive instincts. Maybe we’re just waiting for the second that she’s actually “presenting” to us so we can jump on it and hump the shit out of it.
I’ve written about booties before in a couple places, but I don’t think I’ll ever really be able to explain our obsession with it.
Update: Why don’t you just watch it here you perverts:
I have to agree with your girl that it is all ’bout sex. I have been told that the female obsession with male ass is related to thrusting power. Funny how most of our obsessions are related to sex. We want to have money, to have nice things, to impress someone to get a piece of tail. Of course the scary thing is, our obsession with sex is biologically related to an obsession to procreate….in other words, deep down (really deep down for some) we all want a mini van load of rug rats. hahahaha
It’s primal instinct, actually. A nice firm, round ass is a sign of health and virility.
yeah, I agree with Phoenix…sexual survival of the fittest.
Uh Mojo?
I think you’re overthinking this just a little. Become a master of Booty Zen, just sit back and watch it flow…
Mojotek: you are providing a wonderful service. Please keep it up.
You might want to check out the spread she did for maxim. Better quality than those grainy, yet still awesome, webcam pics.
One more thing… I’ve seen my share of asses. They come and go. Ass here, another there.
C’mon. I live in Miami Beach. The ass capital of the world, well, maybe after Rio (De Janeiro) anyway.
But this ass haunts me. Every morning the first thing I do is watching that video. That’s before even brushing my teeth!
Maybe there is some “hidden” message, by… I dunno… I think I need to see a shrink… after I’ve seen the video one more time ;-)
tubawench: Oh, jesus… rugrats. Don’t remind what sex is really supposed to be for.
pheonix: I think I agree with that assessment.
dear jane: or maybe “survival of the sexually fittest”… ok, maybe not.
omnipotentpoobah: Master of Booty Zen… I think I just found my next career calling.
i.m. dedd: Why thank you… I shouldn’t have a problem keeping up with my perverted shenanigans.
kiko: Thanks for the tip… Wow! Makes me want to just lay my head on it.
rockyjay: I think it’s already starting to haunt me too… I might have trouble sleeping tonight.
mojo, I hope thinking about this girl’s ass doesn’t keep you UP all night…that would be terrible?!
Oh, this is such a good question, I wish I’d thought to post it!
But really, it would be impossible to ask, “Why the hell do men keep staring at my ass” without sounding like a total ho. I probably sound like a ho NOW just from posting this comment.
When I lived in NYC, in a predominantly hispanic neighborhood, I literally could not leave the HOUSE without getting stares, cat calls or outright summons from complete strangers. I’m sure all of the attention was ass-related.
The moral of the story is: a woman could have the face of a wildebeest. But if the ass is phat enough? She’ll get much play.
As an ass man myself, I’m with you on this one mojo. When you get a nice round ass in your sights, its like a tractor beam. Once it starts movin back and forth most men lose all ability to function as though they have evolved at all. No real explanation why, but i’m sure i’ll do some in depth analayse and get back with you on my findings. ;)
knew that perv pooby would show up here. primal instincts are an ok thing, as long as you spend a substantial amout of time thinking and trying to rise above it, other than those wonderful moments your better half spends “presenting”. those i exempt you from.
Watching that girl’s video, I think she buttered her buns for that extra shiny gleam.
That ass is mesmerizing.
dear jane: figure of speech… I haven’t been able to stay “up all night” since I was 18.
ngregory: Well, seeing as most neighborhoods are becoming predominantly hispanic now, we’ll all get to enjoy this problem now! Yeah!
eric: Please let me know what you find… Maybe we can get together and publish an article in some respectable academic journal. You know, like Hustler.
rev. gisher: Thankfully I can rise above it most of the time.. although when my lady starts her “presenting” routine, I have about as much control of myself as beagle who found a t-bone steak on the floor.
pheonix: It really is amazing how much trouble she went to for her performances… buttered-buns & costumes, all from her dorm room in Argentina.
jj: Yes. Yes it is. [drool...]
WOW
that chick must never sit down for her ass to be so ‘fluffy’.
MT will loooooove this post ;-)
Shane: You said it.
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Webmiztris: It IS rather fluffy isn’t it?
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Laurie: I hope he appreciates it for it’s ‘artistic’ significance.
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