Peyton Manning and the United Way

I can't believe I missed this entire SNL episode when Peyton Manning hosted. Oh well, at least there's Youtube. Some of my favorite quotes:

"Everybody bring it back in. Except for you, I can't even look at you."

"Go sit in the port-a-potty for 20 minutes!"

"Cops! Cops! Every man for himself!"

"I would kill a snitch. Now, I'm not sayin' I have. I'm not sayin' I haven't... you know what I mean."

Too bad that bastard plays for the Indianapolis Colts. I might actually start to like him.



12 Responses to “Peyton Manning and the United Way”

  • Robguy

    That was kinda funny. I think I’ve heard the name before.



  • mojotek

    Robguy: Whose name? The snitch’s or Peyton Manning’s?



  • eric

    I LOVED this skit, I have to have watched it like 30 times. I think its on my tivo still



  • Robguy

    Peyton - but for some reason I thought he’d be black.



  • mojotek

    eric: You’re a-makin’ me jealous wit’ dat Tivo talk…

    Robguy: I know you’re livin’ down under now and all, but come on! You’re telling me you didn’t know the face of the QB for this year’s Super Bowl winning team?



  • minijonb

    all my hommies are Patriots fans… so i can’t show them this.



  • Brent Crouch

    If there ever were a student of the game, it’s Peyton Manning. The only conflict this guy has with the coach’s is he won’t return the game film to the team. He is always trying to improve. It was nice to see him finally win a SB.

    He played for Tennessee in college. Any chance he can come to the Titans? I can only hope.



  • shane

    heh heh heh — that was a great SNL episode for sure. Peyton’s pretty cool and that’s coming from a Bears fan.



  • mojotek

    minijonb: I’m a Patriots fan too… but you gotta admit it’s still funny.

    Brent Crouch: I won’t argue that he’s one of the best NFL QBs, but I’m still no Colts fan.

    Shane: For someone from the Indianapolis Colts, he sure does have a lot of charisma.



  • Brent Crouch

    Anyone remember? Who were the colts playing a few years ago and they were 24+ point behind with 4 minutes to play. I was watching and after first touch down, no big deal. One more, pretty cool, but PM can’t get 2 more with 2 minutes to play. 3rd one is amazing to bad it is impossible to get the fourth one. Fourth one is holy craploa he did it!

    Who was the team?



  • 49erfan

    It was against the Bucs.



  • mojotek

    Brent Crouch: I never saw the game… sounds like I missed a hell of a game ending.

    49erfan: Thanks for that bit of sports trivia.



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