Police Officer and Marijuana Brownies
I’m… in… total… awe. Seriously? A cop uses weed he confiscated from someone to bake brownies and get high with his wife at home? And he gets so paranoid that he calls 911 and says that he thinks “we’re dead”?
I can’t possibly point out how funny this is on so many levels. I think the fact that the news anchors can’t quit giggling about it is one of the funniest parts. Apparently the Dearborn, Michigan cop hasn’t gotten prosecuted at all either. Which is fucked because it’s not like he went and bought the weed from some dealer or pot head. He used confiscated drugs to make pot brownies so he and his wife could have a nice evening at home and get baked.
What I don’t understand is this: If you’re brazen enough to use police evidence to get high, then you’ve probably smoked weed before. If you’ve smoked weed before, you’re probably aware of the paranoia it can sometimes induce. If you’re aware of the paranoia weed can sometimes induce, then you should probably still have enough sense to not call 911 when time is going by “really really really really slowly”.
omg, that’s funny. good, I’m glad people are laughing at him - the stupid dick! I’d feel like a real asshole if I was a cop who confiscated some guy’s drugs and then took them myself. It must have been some good shit to make him that paranoid too…lol
webmiztris: I mean it must have been some really kind bud to make him think he was dead.
That news story rocks. “Time is going by really really really slow.” HAHAHA.
Riss: I laughed out loud at that part too. Funny stuff.
Two words said it all right there: “Michigan Cop.” Dumbest of the dumb. Two cops from Michigan got in a fight that eventually involved a freakin’ taser over what? Stopping for a Pepsi.
Gah. SO glad I don’t live there anymore.
Pandora: Wow… I want to see the news story on that one!
WTF lol,
I cant belive this cop actualy stole marijuana and then got so paranoid that he called police… either he is really stupid, or he made those brownies with very high… extremely high concentration of THC … geez hehe