Comments on: Toot Tone: The Greatest Invention Ever

By: april

april — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 14:42:01 +0000

My son has some of nastiest gas there is. Mine isn’t too shabby either. I’m seeing $$ signs too. Good lookin’ out!!

By: mojotek

mojotek — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 20:15:45 +0000

Tara: I actually thought of that skit when I first watched this video! I think the last line was something like “Scatological Humor is always funny until someone blows up a house…” Haha! And I changed the site a little, but I’m working on a new template design to make it much easier to navigate and look at.

Jimbo: Why of course! I wouldn’t dare leave one of my fart-money making ideas unpatented!

Furtive Wrangler: Thanks for reading the blog! I’ve added you to the blogroll too!

By: Furtive Wangler

Furtive Wangler — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 19:07:43 +0000

I’m a new reader and I enjoyed this post. I’m with The Phoenix on this, it would bring new meaning to the Dirty Bomb!

By: Jimbo

Jimbo — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 16:21:56 +0000

Remember to pattent any of your ideas or at a bare minimum write them down and send them to yourself certified mail. You never want someone to take your ass ideas.

By: Tara

Tara — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 15:34:39 +0000

Did you ever see the skit on MadTV where this guy can make his flatulence into an air freshener? His in-laws were visiting and his wife detected a lavender scent. He confessed to her that he can make different smells. The family showed up and they all requested a different scent. They wound up causing the house to explode by forcing him to…uh..perform too much.

Hey, you changed your site format a bit, didn’t you? I like it!

By: mojotek

mojotek — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 19:59:10 +0000

Phoenix: True… getting lost might be a problem. I wonder if they have some sort of retrieval mechanism?

rockyjay: Haha! Now that might actually work! And only 10%? Man, sign me up!

By: rockyjay

rockyjay — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 17:10:51 +0000

I might have some ideas monetizing your “skills” at collecting some debts.

I’ll charge 10% agent fee.

Let me know, LOL

By: The Phoenix

The Phoenix — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 14:53:09 +0000

OK, that two-tone thing looks dangerous. What if it gets lost up there?

Maybe we could use flatulance to knock out the insurgents in Iraq.

By: mojotek

mojotek — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 13:17:47 +0000

Ignatius: Wow! That’s quite a compliment coming from someone as respected as you!

Robguy: Hmmm… now that’s an idea. The hybrid cycle might be just what this world is looking for. As for Shitbeast, you have one too?

nicole: Yes, unfortunately it is passed down from generation to generation. Sometimes you’re only a carrier, sometimes you show symptoms. And yes, I really do have two brothers, maybe I’ll do a little Mojo family expose in the future…

lisa: Don’t go thinking she’s all innocent now… We probably learned our best sound techniques from that woman.

Poobah: IHOP has a Rootie Tootie Fresh and Frootie special? Oh man… that’s only gonna be fuel for the fire baby!

By: Omnipotent Poobah

Omnipotent Poobah — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:42:46 +0000

Is this the origin of IHOP’s Rootie Tootie Fresh & Frootie special?

By: lisa

lisa — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:31:49 +0000

That is to damn funny! You and brothers with the same problem? Your poor mom at Christmas! Remind me to send her some Lysol.

By: ngregory00

ngregory00 — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:04:37 +0000

I had NO idea that flatulence could be hereditary. Nor did I know that you even had brothers! Is there anything else I should know, Mojo…?